OK NO I HAVE HAD THIS HAMBURGER FOR TWENTY MINUTES AND EVERY TIME I GO TO EAT IT I FIND MYSELF DISTRACTED WITH SOMETHING I AM SO ANGRY.
aRE YOU FUCKIN-
GOD DAMMI-
FUCK.
if you are reading this i have given up trying to eat this hamburger
he has taken nesting to my jacket
i have taken to this hamburger. i love him. his name is gregory.
and yet……….
he longs for his hamburger brethren
i know what i must do
BE FREE MY CHILD
MAY I HAVE RAISED YOU BETTER THAN MY OWN PARENTS RAISED ME
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